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Mega "Carbs Are For Closers" Gift Box

Mega "Carbs Are For Closers" Gift Box

Looking for the perfect gift for a movie lover? This gift box is inspired by the famous Glengarry Glen Ross movie quote “Coffee’s for closers only”!

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Inspired by the famous Glengarry Glen Ross movie quote “Coffee’s for closers only” this Mega "Carbs Are For Closers" Gift Box is packed with a variety of our best-selling artisanal soft pretzels, gourmet blended salts, sugars, artisanal sauces, mouth-watering sweet toppings, and more! With such a delicious variety of products, this box is the perfect gift for your favorite pretzel lover.

      All of our pretzels are vegan, and made with simple, natural ingredients.

      Please note: Our artisanal soft pretzels may vary in shape and color.

            The Mega "Carbs Are For Closers" Gift Box includes:

            (2) Topknot Signature XL Soft Pretzel
            (2) Wheelhouse Signature Soft Pretzels
            (12) Turnbuckle Soft Pretzel Sticks
            (6) SlidePiece Soft Pretzel Slider Buns
            (2) Bags of One-Timer Pretzel Bites
            (2) FourSeam Soft Pretzel Buns
            (1) Maui Onion Mustard (4oz jar)
            (1) Sweet & Zesty Mustard (4oz jar)
            (1) Dark Chocolate Fudge Sauce (4oz jar)
            (1) Black Truffle Parmesan Dip
            (1) Strawberries & Cream Topper
            (1) Three Cheese Pretzel Salt
            (1) French Toast Sugar
            (1) Package Classic Pretzel Salt
            (1) "Carbs Are For Closers" sticker on the outside of the box

            Pretzels: Wheat Flour, Water, Soybean Oil, Granulated Sugar, Salt, Yeast, White Vinegar. CONTAINS: Wheat

            Maui Onion Mustard: Onions, Brown Sugar, Dijon Mustard (Vinegar, Water, Mustard Seed, Salt, Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Turmeric, Spices).

            Sweet & Zesty Mustard: Dijon mustard (distilled vinegar, water, mustard seed, salt, white wine, sugar, citric acid, tartaric acid, ascorbic acid, turmeric, spices), orange marmalade (sugar, orange peel, water, orange juice concentrate, pectin, citric acid, natural orange flavor), garlic, prepared horseradish (horseradish, vinegar, salt), brown sugar, spices.

            Dark Chocolate Fudge Sauce: Water, dark chocolate [sugar, chocolate liquor, cocoa butter, soy lecithin (emulsifier), vanilla beans], brown sugar, butter (cream, natural flavor), sugar, cocoa processed with alkali, salt, vanilla extract.

            Black Truffle Parmesan Dip: Parmesan Cheese (cultured milk, sea salt, enzymes), Whey, Sea Salt, Onion, Buttermilk, Black Peppercorns, Parsley, Black Italian Truffles.

            Strawberries & Cream Topper: Strawberries, Raw Cane Sugar, Vanilla Bean, Sweet Cream Solids, Coconut Milk, Sea Salt (Contains Dairy).

            Three Cheese Pretzel Salt: Parmesan, Blue & White Cheddar Cheeses (cultured milk, sea salt, enzymes), Whey, Sea Salt, Buttermilk, Black Peppercorns, Parsley, Garlic.

            French Toast Sugar: Organic Cane Sugar, Maple Sugar, Cinnamon, and Vanilla Powder.

            After you submit your order online, it can take 1 to 2 business days to process your order for shipping. All of our shipments are sent via USPS, FedEx, or UPS and take an additional 2 to 4 days to arrive after your order is shipped.

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              Marilyn E S.
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              How did you hear about us? Facebook / Instagram
              Who did you purchase for? Myself
              Age Range 65+
              21 hours ago
              How did you hear about us? Facebook / Instagram
              Who did you purchase for? Myself
              Age Range 65+
              Super "Carbs Are For Closers" Gift Box
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              Super "Carbs Are For Closers" Gift Box
              Rated 5 stars
              Best pretzels ever

              These pretzels are so fresh, you would think you made them from scratch! Simple to heat up and so delicious.

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              Courtney C.
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              3 months ago
              How did you hear about us? Facebook / Instagram
              Who did you purchase for? Gift
              Age Range 35 - 44
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              Father’s Day gift for a pretzel lover

              Soo good!!!

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              Stephanie H.
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              How did you hear about us? Friends / family
              Who did you purchase for? Myself
              Age Range 45 - 54
              4 months ago
              How did you hear about us? Friends / family
              Who did you purchase for? Myself
              Age Range 45 - 54
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              Ultra "Carbs Are For Closers" Gift Box
              Rated 5 stars
              Yummy

              This was a great choice for our family!

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              Kim E.
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              6 months ago
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              Rated 5 stars
              Mega Carbs perfect for Pretzel Lovers!

              My grandkids are crazy about hot pretzels! I ordered small pretzel packages to let them try them out. They LOVED THE PRETZELS! The only problem was that they were eaten so quickly, that their parents rarely got a pretzel before the box was empty. I tried a different pretzel company, but they said that they weren’t as good as Eastern Standard Provisions. I ordered the Mega Carb gift box, in an effort to provide pretzels for everyone. They were A HUGE HIT! My son put a “few aside” in the other freezer and my grandkids have enough pretzels to take their time and enjoy their favorite snack!

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              Emily H.
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              8 months ago
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              Pretzel Crack

              Our family HIGHLY recommends anything on this website! We added some honey butter to the top of the pretzels and sprinkled the sea salt on top prior to cooking. DELICIOUS!!!

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            I just placed my order online. When will I receive my shipment?

            Given the perishable nature of our products, we only ship Monday through Friday.

            After you submit your order online, it takes 1 to 2 business days to process your order for shipping. All of our shipments are sent via USPS, FedEx, or UPS and takes an additional 2 to 4 days to arrive after your order is shipped.

            Please note that our soft pretzels are shipped frozen and intended to thaw in transit. So don’t be concerned when your pretzels arrive thawed. They are sent with priority shipping and are intended to arrive within 3-4 days of leaving our facility, but they will stay fresh for up to 7 days before needing to be refrozen.

            If your delivery takes a little longer than expected due to carrier delays, don’t worry. Our soft pretzels are made with all-natural preservatives to ensure their freshness. But it’s important that you open the box upon arrival and either enjoy the pretzels right away or immediately freeze them to preserve their freshness. They will not stay fresh in the box, on the counter, or in the refrigerator. They must be RE-FROZEN.

            Nutrition Information

            Click here for the nutrition information for our pretzels.

            Are your products perishable?

            Please note that our soft pretzels and Liège Belgian Waffles are shipped frozen and intended to thaw in transit. So don't be concerned when they arrive thawed. They are sent with priority shipping and are intended to arrive within 3-4 days of leaving our facility, but they will stay fresh for up to 7 days before needing to be refrozen.

            If your delivery takes a little longer than expected due to carrier delays, don't worry. Our products are made with all-natural preservatives to ensure their freshness.

            But it's important that you open the box upon arrival and either enjoy the pretzels right away or immediately freeze them to preserve their freshness. They will not stay fresh in the box, on the counter, or in the refrigerator. They must be RE-FROZEN. 

            How long do they last in the freezer? How about the refrigerator?

            You should not store the pretzels in the refrigerator. However, our products will last in the freezer for up to 12 months. If you are going to freeze them, be sure to put them into the freezer right after you receive them.

            Where can I buy your products?

            You can buy directly from us on our website. You can also find Eastern Standard Provisions pretzels served at your favorite craft breweries and restaurants throughout the country and at select grocery stores. To find the closest location that serves our pretzels, click here

            What's the best way to heat the pretzels?

            Click here for warming instructions.

            Can I heat the pretzels any other way?

            We recommend that you heat up the pretzels using a conventional oven. Other heating methods will vary, so proceed at your own risk.