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Inspired by the famous Glengarry Glen Ross movie quote “Coffee’s for closers only” this Mega "Carbs Are For Closers" Gift Box is packed with a variety of our best-selling artisanal soft pretzels, gourmet blended salts, sugars, artisanal sauces, mouth-watering sweet toppings, and more! With such a delicious variety of products, this box is the perfect gift for your favorite pretzel lover.
The Mega "Carbs Are For Closers" Gift Box includes:
All of our pretzels are vegan, and made with simple, natural ingredients.
Please note: Our artisanal soft pretzels may vary in shape and color.
Pretzels: Wheat Flour, Water, Soybean Oil, Granulated Sugar, Salt, Yeast, White Vinegar. CONTAINS: Wheat
Maui Onion Mustard: Onions, Brown Sugar, Dijon Mustard (Vinegar, Water, Mustard Seed, Salt, Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Turmeric, Spices).
Sweet & Zesty Mustard: Dijon mustard (distilled vinegar, water, mustard seed, salt, white wine, sugar, citric acid, tartaric acid, ascorbic acid, turmeric, spices), orange marmalade (sugar, orange peel, water, orange juice concentrate, pectin, citric acid, natural orange flavor), garlic, prepared horseradish (horseradish, vinegar, salt), brown sugar, spices.
Dark Chocolate Fudge Sauce: Water, dark chocolate [sugar, chocolate liquor, cocoa butter, soy lecithin (emulsifier), vanilla beans], brown sugar, butter (cream, natural flavor), sugar, cocoa processed with alkali, salt, vanilla extract.
Black Truffle Parmesan Dip: Parmesan Cheese (cultured milk, sea salt, enzymes), Whey, Sea Salt, Onion, Buttermilk, Black Peppercorns, Parsley, Black Italian Truffles.
Strawberries & Cream Topper: Strawberries, Raw Cane Sugar, Vanilla Bean, Sweet Cream Solids, Coconut Milk, Sea Salt (Contains Dairy).
French Toast Sugar: Organic Cane Sugar, Maple Sugar, Cinnamon, and Vanilla Powder.
Three Cheese Pretzel Salt: Parmesan, Bleu & White Cheddar Cheeses (cultured milk, sea salt, enzymes), Whey, Sea Salt, Buttermilk, Black Peppercorns, Parsley, Garlic.
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Soo good!!!
This was a great choice for our family!
My grandkids are crazy about hot pretzels! I ordered small pretzel packages to let them try them out. They LOVED THE PRETZELS! The only problem was that they were eaten so quickly, that their parents rarely got a pretzel before the box was empty. I tried a different pretzel company, but they said that they weren’t as good as Eastern Standard Provisions. I ordered the Mega Carb gift box, in an effort to provide pretzels for everyone. They were A HUGE HIT! My son put a “few aside” in the other freezer and my grandkids have enough pretzels to take their time and enjoy their favorite snack!
Our family HIGHLY recommends anything on this website! We added some honey butter to the top of the pretzels and sprinkled the sea salt on top prior to cooking. DELICIOUS!!!
We've really enjoyed our first shipment from ESP. It was a great way to bring the family together at the holidays. We enjoyed the ease and quality of the product so much that we sent care packages to those we couldn't be with over the holidays! Great flavor, easy to freeze and prepare. Thank you for great customer service, too!
