Ultra "Carbs Are For Closers" Gift Box

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Inspired by the famous Glengarry Glen Ross movie quote “Coffee’s for closers only” this Ultra "Carbs Are For Closers" Gift Box comes with a variety of our best-selling artisanal soft pretzels, gourmet blended salts, sugars, and artisanal sauce, making it the perfect gift for your favorite pretzel lover.

The Ultra "Carbs Are For Closers" Gift Box includes:

  • (2) Wheelhouse Signature Soft Pretzels
  • (1) Bag Turnbuckle Soft Pretzel Sticks
  • (1) Bag SlidePiece Soft Pretzel Slider Buns
  • (2) Bag One-Timer Soft Pretzel Bites
  • (1) 4 oz. Jar Maui Onion Mustard
  • (1) Package French Toast Sugar
  • (1) Package Three Cheese Pretzel Salt
  • (1) Package Classic Pretzel Salt
  • (1) "Carbs Are For Closers" sticker on the outside of the box

All of our pretzels are vegan, and made with simple, natural ingredients.

Please note: Our artisanal soft pretzels may vary in shape and color.

    Ingredients

    Pretzels: Wheat Flour, Water, Soybean Oil, Granulated Sugar, Salt, Yeast, White Vinegar. CONTAINS: Wheat

    Maui Onion Mustard: Onions, Brown Sugar, Dijon Mustard (Vinegar, Water, Mustard Seed, Salt, Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Turmeric, Spices).

    French Toast Sugar: Organic Cane Sugar, Maple Sugar, Cinnamon, and Vanilla Powder.

    Three Cheese Pretzel Salt: Parmesan, Bleu & White Cheddar Cheeses (cultured milk, sea salt, enzymes), Whey, Sea Salt, Buttermilk, Black Peppercorns, Parsley, Garlic.

    This product was made in a facility that processes nuts.

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          5.0
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            Courtney C.
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            Rated 5 stars
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            Father’s Day gift for a pretzel lover

            Soo good!!!

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            Stephanie H.
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            Age Range 45 - 54
            Rated 5 stars
            1 month ago
            Yummy

            This was a great choice for our family!

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            Rated 5 stars
            2 months ago
            Mega Carbs perfect for Pretzel Lovers!

            My grandkids are crazy about hot pretzels! I ordered small pretzel packages to let them try them out. They LOVED THE PRETZELS! The only problem was that they were eaten so quickly, that their parents rarely got a pretzel before the box was empty. I tried a different pretzel company, but they said that they weren’t as good as Eastern Standard Provisions. I ordered the Mega Carb gift box, in an effort to provide pretzels for everyone. They were A HUGE HIT! My son put a “few aside” in the other freezer and my grandkids have enough pretzels to take their time and enjoy their favorite snack!

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            5 months ago
            Pretzel Crack

            Our family HIGHLY recommends anything on this website! We added some honey butter to the top of the pretzels and sprinkled the sea salt on top prior to cooking. DELICIOUS!!!

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            5 months ago
            Sent to the Whole Family!

            We've really enjoyed our first shipment from ESP. It was a great way to bring the family together at the holidays. We enjoyed the ease and quality of the product so much that we sent care packages to those we couldn't be with over the holidays! Great flavor, easy to freeze and prepare. Thank you for great customer service, too!

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